Have you noticed the atrocious Photoshop abortion that is my header? Look at the underside of my arm. It's like the spindly appendage of an elderly spider. Lackluster. Not that I mind so much. One, it's thematically appropriate and two, all evidence to the contrary I still believe I'm in expert Photoshop artist. Like, professional grade. Like could make 2010 Lindsay Lohan look like 2001 Lindsay Lohan.
I suppose I could take a course or something. At the very least, I guess I could buy a For Dummies book. I'm packing up my apartment this week and have been absolutely flabbergasted at the number of For Dummies books I have. Clearly, I'm an expert on everything.
Here is a partial list:
Opening a Restaurant
Managing a Restaurant
Getting Fired from a Restaurant
Writing a Blog (haven't finished reading that one yet)
Let me know if you have any questions.