Scolding the cat, I said "You know better, kitty!" And he looked at me and said, "You know I don't know better. I am a cat. Stop anthropomorphizing me." Then I said, "How do you know the word anthropomorphizing?" And the cat said, "What? I can't read study for the LSATs while you're at work? Jerk."
And then I became that person who thought it would be a really entertaining idea to write a kitteh blog.