The women who live in the house behind me have at least 5 cats, an outdoor movie screen garden, an enormous pot-bellied pig they keep in the house and the most beautiful lighting in their kitchen. I am perplexed. I am enamored. I am obsessed.
I wrote a note on my bedroom window: "Dear Naybs, Les-be-friends! K? ♥ Eric. Ps: some pig!"