At the Men's Wearhouse getting suit measurements for my brother's wedding.
I asked the salesman, "Can you add two inches to my pecs? I plan on being jacked by then. Also, it's in September so I'll be really tan. Does that help? Oh, and can you make me taller? The look for fall is statuesque."
The salesman replied, "Please don't be sassy. I have to charge extra for that."